Dumpster Daisy

My litter sister found this left in a kennel next to the dumpster at her place of employment. Joseph and I are trying to decide if we should keep it or pass it on to someone else. What do you think?


The vet thinks she's just under a year old and is most likely half yorkie half shitzu. Kinda cute, right?

Joseph's New Ride

Can't get enough of these Jiapers

Check out their add. . . "the coolest you'll look pooping your pants."

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Jiapers

Introducing the jean diaper. . . otherwise known as the Jiaper. A couple of weeks ago my little brother was talking about Jorts (Jean shorts) and we started coming up with all of the funny things that could be made out of jeans. During this dinner conversation my father suggested jiapers. Hilarious! And what to my surprise but Huggies has come out with a limited edition product called the "Little Movers Jean Diaper." Can it be true? Jiapers in the flesh? My family has laughed and laughed about this product and you better believe I'm on my way to Walmart to pick up a package for my very unborn child. Because as their adds states" when you have to go, go in style." I want my baby some day to "make a little fashion statement" with their sweet jiapers. But with this great summer fashion statement what's next? Jepends?

Good Advice

So I'm officially a dental hygienist. . . and I just love the things my patients tell me. For example, I was cleaning this man's teeth on Thursday who had just been in the week before to have one of his teeth put back in his mouth. You see it had gotten loose and he had wiggled it out. Now I'm sure you're thinking oh this little 5 year old missed his little baby tooth. Well this man was not 5 he was more like 55. And don't worry it was definitely one of his two front teeth. Perfect. Well the dentist fastened it securely back into place and he came in to get his teeth cleaned. As he's laying there at my disposal he begins to tell me that people are afraid of the dentist because they wait so long to get stuff taken care of that they have to have major work done. In his opinion if people would just come in every six months to get their teeth clean the dentist could find cavities when they are small and people's hatred for the dentist would decrease. Ok, thanks sir, I'll be sure to let my patients know about this wisdom you've imparted. . . what this coming from a man with half of his teeth having been pulled from rotting away and large cavities on almost every remaining tooth left in his mouth. Great advice.

One other funny note. I had another patient a young man about 22 come in and when he came back to have some fillings done told one of the assistants that "the girl who cleans teeth is pretty nice, but she was totally flirting with me and I know she's married. . . so that's a little weird." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I never knew I was so flirtatious. Especially with boys my little brother's age.

Why?

Why do I always want what I can't have? And why do I wish that I was back in school now that I'm finally done? Maybe I'm having withdrawals from the 13 girls I spent almost everyday of the last two years with.

(Sorry that you're missing Carly. . . I need a copy of everyone together! Oh and don't mind the tassel hanging in my eye . . .it's a fashion statement)

Dental Hygiene girls I miss you like crazy. . . what do you say we all go back to school (for free) for another year? No? Ok. I guess I have to finally be a grown up and do grown up stuff like work. But on a happy note I was offered a job today!! Now I just have to wait for my license and I'll be all set.

3 Years and Graduation #2

For our anniversary this year we sat in our pj's and anxiously awaited my last board exam the next day. And in the words of one of my classmates, "nailed it!" The next day was my second graduation. . . hooray for an associates!! Now I need to find a job and start making us some serious money! Happy 3 years Joseph, maybe next year we'll be able to afford an night on the town!